[ If she's shocked by that, then she's going to be even more shocked by the way he walks backwards while she's telling him her oh so prissy name, until he finds a couch and drapes himself all over it. ]
Ah, much fucking better. Your porch furniture fucking sucks, Veronica. You got a short for that? It's a fucking mouthful.
[He makes a face like he's never heard of such a thing.]
Hard liquor for breakfast guarantees you a great fucking day. No worries and shit like that. Come on, aren't you feeling it? Grab a bottle, we don't even need shot glasses.
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Date: 2017-05-03 08:46 am (UTC)Ah, much fucking better. Your porch furniture fucking sucks, Veronica. You got a short for that? It's a fucking mouthful.
[He makes a face like he's never heard of such a thing.]
Hard liquor for breakfast guarantees you a great fucking day. No worries and shit like that. Come on, aren't you feeling it? Grab a bottle, we don't even need shot glasses.