underachievement: (do you understand?)
it’s a sloppy jessica ([personal profile] underachievement) wrote in [community profile] databanking 2017-05-10 09:25 pm (UTC)

jessica jones | visitor

1. It was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery

2. If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab

3. Just come get me. Somewhere a homeless guy is gonna to want his dumpster back, and I kind of want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.

4. I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it" or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"

5. * wild card

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