TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[sanjunipero]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?

Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?

Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?

Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?

Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.

MAY BE NSFW

Comments

jessica jones | visitor

[underachievement]

1. It was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery

2. If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab

3. Just come get me. Somewhere a homeless guy is gonna to want his dumpster back, and I kind of want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.

4. I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it" or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"

5. * wild card

1

[corve]

sounds like my kind of stuff.
do you happen to remember where you found it?

[underachievement]

No that's part of the mystery
Hey you seem like you'd know what battery acid tastes like. What's battery acid taste like?

2

[powerpose]

Why do people call you a bad person, though?

[underachievement]

Do you want that in list or paragraph form? [ if she knew santiago better, she wouldn't ask such stupid question ]

[powerpose]

List form!

[At least she doesn't add on an 'alphabetized' to the top of that.]

4

[inshallah]

There's probably much better things to entertain yourself with when you're bored...

[underachievement]

Got a follow up to that?

[inshallah]

Well, it depends on what else you would find entertaining.

5

[tactually]

Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again but... thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.

[underachievement]

I mean this in perpetuity: Don't mention it.