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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?

Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?

Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?

Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?

Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.

MAY BE NSFW

jessica jones | visitor

Date: 2017-05-10 09:25 pm (UTC)
underachievement: (do you understand?)
From: [personal profile] underachievement
1. It was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery

2. If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab

3. Just come get me. Somewhere a homeless guy is gonna to want his dumpster back, and I kind of want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.

4. I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it" or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"

5. * wild card

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Date: 2017-05-12 03:36 pm (UTC)
corve: (eight. bribery)
From: [personal profile] corve
sounds like my kind of stuff.
do you happen to remember where you found it?

Date: 2017-05-18 06:54 pm (UTC)
underachievement: you know how that thrills me (by all means move at a glacial pace)
From: [personal profile] underachievement
No that's part of the mystery
Hey you seem like you'd know what battery acid tastes like. What's battery acid taste like?

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Date: 2017-05-13 11:28 am (UTC)
powerpose: (pic#10989322)
From: [personal profile] powerpose
Why do people call you a bad person, though?

Date: 2017-05-18 06:55 pm (UTC)
underachievement: (i am NOT a MOM)
From: [personal profile] underachievement
Do you want that in list or paragraph form? [ if she knew santiago better, she wouldn't ask such stupid question ]

Date: 2017-05-19 03:39 pm (UTC)
powerpose: (pic#10989328)
From: [personal profile] powerpose
List form!

[At least she doesn't add on an 'alphabetized' to the top of that.]

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Date: 2017-05-13 05:22 pm (UTC)
inshallah: (pic#10799431)
From: [personal profile] inshallah
There's probably much better things to entertain yourself with when you're bored...

Date: 2017-05-18 06:56 pm (UTC)
underachievement: i do appreciate that you have ideas, maybe someday you'll have some good ones (while i dont appreciate any of ur ideas)
From: [personal profile] underachievement
Got a follow up to that?

Date: 2017-05-22 01:33 pm (UTC)
inshallah: (pic#10799422)
From: [personal profile] inshallah
Well, it depends on what else you would find entertaining.

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Date: 2017-05-16 05:41 am (UTC)
tactually: (pic#11325516)
From: [personal profile] tactually
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again but... thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.

Date: 2017-05-18 06:57 pm (UTC)
underachievement: he's supposed to be playing fur elise (he shouldn't be touching anything)
From: [personal profile] underachievement
I mean this in perpetuity: Don't mention it.

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