TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?
Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?
Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?
Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?
Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.
MAY BE NSFW
jessica jones | visitor
Date: 2017-05-10 09:25 pm (UTC)2. If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
3. Just come get me. Somewhere a homeless guy is gonna to want his dumpster back, and I kind of want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
4. I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it" or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
5. * wild card
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Date: 2017-05-12 03:36 pm (UTC)do you happen to remember where you found it?
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Date: 2017-05-18 06:54 pm (UTC)Hey you seem like you'd know what battery acid tastes like. What's battery acid taste like?
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Date: 2017-05-13 11:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-05-18 06:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-05-19 03:39 pm (UTC)[At least she doesn't add on an 'alphabetized' to the top of that.]
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Date: 2017-05-13 05:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-05-18 06:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-05-22 01:33 pm (UTC)5
Date: 2017-05-16 05:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-05-18 06:57 pm (UTC)