TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[sanjunipero]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?

Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?

Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?

Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?

Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.

MAY BE NSFW

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JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES | MCU | VISITOR

[lefthandfree]

1) In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.

2) We were like one big happy Eskimo family.

3) Hope you're okay. You were running down the street with a shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"

4) I'd say I was is in rare form last night, but it's becoming pretty common.

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[unaffluent]

What does that even mean?

[lefthandfree]

Y’know, like one big happy Eskimo family?

Communal food and conversation, all huddled together in a mess but making it work cause it’s warm by the fire?

No?

[unaffluent]

I guess it doesn't sound awful when you put it that way.

[lefthandfree]

I’m more surprised we all still kept at it while basically sitting on and around a bunch of broken glass, tables, and chairs.

Or that we didn’t get kicked out it.

[unaffluent]

I'm not sure how we managed not getting kicked out. Guess it wasn't all that bad really.

[lefthandfree]

Considering I only woke up with a slight crick in my neck, I’m willing to call it a win.

Though now I’m tempted to find out what would actually get us kicked out. It’s not every day you get away with mass destruction of private property and still wake to see the sun.

[unaffluent]

Are you going to try and figure out by doing or by asking, though?

[lefthandfree]

Dunno. Does either answer come with an unnecessary lecture? Cause I am like. Easily four times your age, at least. Won’t be me first rodeo, and likely won’t be my last.

Not that I don’t appreciate the concern, cause I do.

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[corve]

fuck. that explains the road rash.

[lefthandfree]

I’ll take that as a yes, even if a bit worse for wear, haha.

Is it bad? The rash. I still can’t believe you wrestled that cart away from someone when there were at least ten unused ones closer to you.

[corve]

still alive, so...

[ Sorta? That's a weird phrase to use around this place. ]

it'll probably take a week or something to clear up, but it's not the worst thing to ever happen.
that one had four working wheels, man. that's like the cart version of a supercar.

[lefthandfree]

[Definitely weird, but saying “still dead” or “still dying” instead is even weirder. Not that reading it doesn’t make Bucky take pause anyway.]

Woah, seriously? Shit, do you remember were you left it?

Real talk, I haven’t skated on one of those suckers before. Yeah, I know. Crazy, right? Who hasn’t? Me, that's who. They weren’t as big as they are now when I was a younger, and you’d just topple them over if you even tried. So hook a guy up, would ya? I think my first should be on the Perfect Cart.

[corve]

stashed it behind the dumpster on the back side of the place. it should still be there unless someone came around and fucked with it.

you're kidding me right? if you're gonna go popping your cart cherry, then you can't leave it up to some rickety piece of shit with only 2 working wheels. and you can't go using the Perfect Cart on that piece of shit parking lot, either.

[ Ronan's had some Serious experience with this sort of thing, okay? ]

[lefthandfree]

So, what, steal it from the parking lot to skate it down the strip?

[He hasn’t really been left with a lotta options here, pal. And he’s definitely gonna skate on that sucker!]

[corve]

holy shit.
i was thinking of the place across the street, it looks like it was repaved recently. but that's a way better idea.

[lefthandfree]

You’re welcome.

But imagine if we could get two and run some races with them or something. Better yet four, but that’s probably asking too much of this place.

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[sophistication]

I'm guessing that he didn't stick the landing?

[lefthandfree]

I mean, if face-planting counts, I'd have given him a 10.

But he didn’t hold the pose for long, so deductions all around.

[sophistication]

Depending on the rules, I suppose it could.

He sounds like a bit of an amateur, though.
He'll never make it to the big leagues making mistakes like that.

[lefthandfree]

Well, in MY book, it definitely counted for something. Just. Y’know. Getting out of there was probably a better idea than applauding.

Guess that means I just need to start catching him unawares more often, see how far his unplanned career takes him.
He could go far.

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[underachievement]

Welcome to the pain in the ass that is living

[lefthandfree]

Does this really count as living though? If we’re going to talk living and shit.

I mean, I’m bored half the time because sometimes it just feels like there’s no point since nothing is really real here. Or whatever it should be called.

[underachievement]

Cause things felt so down to earth back on planet Spandex Versus Spandex.
Get a job if you're bored.

[lefthandfree]

You know what? Fair enough. That shit was really tired. This is still heaps better.

Dunno what kinda job to even do though. I didn’t exactly plan on having a future when ol’ Uncle Sam decided to join the war.