TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[sanjunipero]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?

Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?

Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?

Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?

Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.

MAY BE NSFW

Comments

[fucking_kavinsky]

hey, far be it for me to stop ppl from sticking shit up their asses. altho i gotta say there were some better options

[tactually]

You could have at least offered a suggestion or two!

[fucking_kavinsky]

next time u can sit on my dick instead.

[tactually]

Well, you're certainly direct, aren't you?

How often does that work for you?

[fucking_kavinsky]

you asked for suggestions, lady. i'm here to provide.

As often as i want it to.

[tactually]

Provide what? Useless suggestions?

And how often is that?

[fucking_kavinsky]

how is that useless? are you a carpet muncher?

when i'm in the mood

[tactually]

Just because I don't want to sit on your dick doesn't mean I don't want to at all :)

[fucking_kavinsky]

but how do u know u dont want to?

[tactually]

Because you've yet to make it sound lucrative enough for me to.

[fucking_kavinsky]

trust me it's better than shoving bottles up there.
i mean.

unless ur a freak an thats ur thang.

no judgements.

[tactually]

you know this for sure?

yeeeeahhh. no thank you. i don't think i'd like to make that a normal thing, no judgments or otherwise.
call me a bit of a prude, i guess

[fucking_kavinsky]

i dont got a vag, so no. but i mean. i've seen that shit break in youtube vids

the prude with the bottles up her pussy.
its a whole new world.