TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[sanjunipero]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?

Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?

Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?

Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?

Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.

MAY BE NSFW

Comments

[unaffluent]

I have no fucking clue.

Did we go skinny dipping in the ocean or something and not grab them?

[tactually]

Maybe. I think I blacked out sometime after we left Tucker's.

I doubt they'll still be there, though.

[unaffluent]

Well then, got any suggestions

[tactually]

Unfortunately, I don't think anything I own is going to fit you so....

Not really.

[unaffluent]

Well, this is unfortunate.

[tactually]

I have a very festive bedsheet you could make into a toga?

Everyone might think you're just very fashion forward.

[unaffluent]

Or backward but I guess that's better than nothing.

[tactually]

No way! It's all about confidence, if you just own it, then everyone will think you're trying to blaze new trails in the world of fashion.

Or that you're a crazy homeless person. Try to avoid talking to yourself.

[unaffluent]

I'm just going to rush home.

[tactually]

That really gives off the crazy homless person vibe, though.

[unaffluent]

I don't think I care.