TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[sanjunipero]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?

Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?

Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?

Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?

Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.

MAY BE NSFW

Comments

[fucking_kavinsky]

still in denial.

or is it memory loss i hear ur old now

[corve]

it's not denial, it's stating the fucking facts.

fuck off.

[fucking_kavinsky]

man, u of all ppl should know. swingin ur dick around aglionby doesn't make u smart

that's all they got. we got more.

u talk so dirty to me. say it again

[corve]

i know it doesn't. otherwise you'd be a fucking genius, right? weren't you swinging your dick all over that place?
jesus fucking christ. you're still on that, huh?

fuck.
off.

[fucking_kavinsky]

when the fuck was i ever at school?
u were the only fag there.

i'm on a lot of things, dickhole. gonna have to be more specific

oh yeah, nice and slow

[corve]

somebody had to stand in for me when i wasn't there. wasn't that your job?

this whole us being the same kind of special fucking snowflake shit that you've always been on.

shut the fuck up.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Thought it was Dick Three's.
Has he moved on to greener pastures? found other dogs to breed?

oh that.
u mean u've meet another one like us since i've been gone?

such foreplay. u can punch me later and keep it going.

[corve]

he's got more important shit to deal with now.

[ He doesn't expand, he doesn't really think Kavinsky needs to know what exactly 'more important shit' entails. ]

no. only ever been us.
we're probably the last ones left or some bullshit.

[ Not really left anymore, to be fair. ]

don't tempt me with a good time,
k.

[fucking_kavinsky]

erectile dysfunction? he'll get by. he was always more of a pussy anyway.

Uhuuh, so there u fucking have it. last one's in the world, or whatever the fuck. it's only ever been us. tell me that doesn't mean something.

i know what u like, baby.

[corve]

sure. whatever.

it doesn't mean shit.
except we both caught some kind of weird radiation or something.

some things never change, huh?

[fucking_kavinsky]

well that's new.

u trying to tell me u didn't miss me at all?

I imagine some have, but I'll get to know those things too, don't worry, Lynch. what u like is high on my list of need to know.

[corve]

what is?

[ He doesn't text back for a long time, and when he finally does, he completely ignores Kavinsky's question -- he was right, some things really didn't change. ]

good luck with figuring it out.

[fucking_kavinsky]

u usually defend Dick's honor more vehemently.
i kno that was a big word but ur older now so u gotta be smarter right?

[ The ignoring of the question pretty much answers it for him though ]

thought so :')

wont tke long. never has

[corve]

i'm surprised you even know that one.
did you stay up all night looking it up?

things are different now

[fucking_kavinsky]

nah, i asked ur mom when i was dicking her last night

sure, princess. u say that now

[corve]

fuck off, shitwad

trust me. they are.

[fucking_kavinsky]

guess wat they say is true. the fire really does die down as u get older
can u stiil get it up?

naaaah

[corve]

i'm 4 fucking years older, not 40.
sure you'd love to know, wouldn't you?

[fucking_kavinsky]

4 yrs makes a big fuckin difference

dont worry, i wont even mind all that much.

there's other ways to go.

we can pretend.

[corve]

[ He's right. Four years had made a big difference. ]

no, i don't need to.
you can pretend. you're probably already pretty good at that, right?

[fucking_kavinsky]

oh good, then u can still get it up.

had me worried there for a sec

nope i'm good, was only gonna do it to help u out. but here we are, all ready set to go.

[corve]

yeah but for you?
probably not. it'll probably have the opposite effect. retreat back inside of me or something.

dude, when are you gonna quit trying? it's still not ever going to be you and me.

[fucking_kavinsky]

i see u havent grown out of your lying.
pants on fire.
man ur really putting ur dick through the ringer.

ur fuckin hilarious if u think i spent all this time pining after ur pasty white ass.
im just fuckin amused that ur dead

[corve]

who the fuck said i was lying?

what have you been spending it doing then, k? enlighten my pasty white ass.
what's so funny about it?

[fucking_kavinsky]

no one said it, dipshit, i fuckin know it.

its a party down u dense asshole, the fuck u think ive been doing
beause its like fuckn karma, sweetheart.