TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[sanjunipero]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?

Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?

Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?

Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?

Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.

MAY BE NSFW

Comments

[unaffluent]

That obvious?

[corve]

unless you've met someone else recently who can, too?

[unaffluent]

Thank god no

[corve]

some things never change, i guess.
once a huge fucking jerk off, always a huge fucking jerk off.

[unaffluent]

I guess so. Some paradise.

[corve]

and you only have to deal with him once a week

[unaffluent]

I'd rather deal with him everyday if i didn't have to go back.

[corve]

be careful the kind of stuff you wish for, parrish.

[unaffluent]

Wouldn't anything be worth it?

[corve]

anything.

we'll have to do it anyway once you do.

[unaffluent]

Sometimes I wonder if Gansey's ever going to get it sorted out...

[corve]

he's really dragging his fucking feet with the whole thing.

[ He knows that isn't true at all. He's just bitter. ]

[unaffluent]

It's not his fault...

[corve]

i know....

it's just really fucking frustrating.

[unaffluent]

I'm sorry.

[corve]

don't. it's not your fault.

i'm the reason we're even in this mess to begin with.

[unaffluent]

How the fuck are you the reason?

[corve]

who the fuck else was driving, parrish?

[unaffluent]

Doesn't mean it was your fault.

[corve]

then whose fault was it?

i didn't see all the court files and shit, but i'm pretty sure it being my fault was a unanimous fucking decision.

[unaffluent]

[ I was talking. There was a million fucking things that happened that could be to blame. Don't be a tool and blame yourself. ]

[corve]

and all those million fucking things all come back to one, parrish.
no matter how you fucking slice it, it's my fault. it wouldn't have happened if i hadn't been driving.

[unaffluent]

If you weren't fucking driving I would have been and it still would have happened.

[corve]

we both know it wouldn't have happened if you were driving.

[unaffluent]

Fucking stop already, Lynch.