TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[sanjunipero]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?

Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?

Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?

Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?

Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.

MAY BE NSFW

Comments

[fucking_kavinsky]

yawn. so boring.
always the same shit
how do u live with yourself?

[unaffluent]

Productivity?

Lots of sex with Ronan.

[fucking_kavinsky]

oh now u get funny with me.

ha fucking haaaaa.

[unaffluent]

You're still obsessed with him aren't you?

[fucking_kavinsky]

you don't know shit about anything, except how to be poor.
how's that working out for you?
still searching the trash for your meals?

[unaffluent]

I'm not 17 anymore.

[fucking_kavinsky]

so ur rich now, or did u just find urself a sugar daddy?

[unaffluent]

Even when I was poor I had something all your money and dreaming couldn't buy you.

[fucking_kavinsky]

better tread lightly little bitch boy, or i'll make sure u never come back here again.

[unaffluent]

you don't have that power and even if you did he'd still never want you.

[fucking_kavinsky]

you'd be surprised what kinda fucking power i have. dont u fucking forget that for a second.
everybody wants me.

[unaffluent]

You don't scare me, Kavinsky.

I see this place hasn't done anything for your delusions of grandeur.

[fucking_kavinsky]

then this should be real interesting. can't wait.

how far up your ass is ur head? i'm not some garbage nobody like u. everything has always been fucking real. how dense are u?

[unaffluent]

well, this garbage has the one thing you can't have.

[fucking_kavinsky]

i dont need lice, or bedbugs or whatever u trailer trash got

[unaffluent]

then stay away from Ronan. He's covered in everything I have.

[fucking_kavinsky]

this is the funniest fuking thing i read all day.

plz keep it up

i mean get that checked out tho. sounds bad

[unaffluent]

Go die again.

[fucking_kavinsky]

that wasnt even remotely creative

[unaffluent]

I'm done wasting my time talking to you.