But your uniform isn't actually a uniform, is it? Because you're the only one wearing one like it. It's self indulgence. And self indulgence is DEFINITELY for bars.
dude, i can hear your disappointment through my phone. how are you making text sound disappointed? you didn't even sound this disappointed in your detention psas. is this another thing the super soldier serum gave you? cause man, if i had even an eighth of that power my patrols would be so much simpler.
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Ferdi Müller ( Original ) Permanent
i don't believe him.
2. There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling him tomorrow.
3. it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
4. Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
5. [text him]
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2. I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
3. We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
4. I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko
5. [text him]
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[ So, that message was totally meant for Peter, oops. ]
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cussing in front of you feels like cussing in front of a priest
or my mom
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2. I just saw someone pull out a checkbook to pay the tab. I asked if we could be friends.
3. This is the first place where I can go to a bar and not have someone ask me to put on my Cap uniform.
4. Text him!
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But uniforms are for battle. Not bars.
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[ Steve definitely knows what a debit card is. Definitely, because SHIELD had assigned someone to teach him 21st century 101. ]
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[ It’s meant to be more of a friendly jab than insulting. Even though he rolls his eyes, Tony’s smiling as he types. ]
You had me worried for a second.
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Old habits die hard.
I still write checks to pay my rent.
Well, maybe not anymore. Now that we're here.
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dude, i can hear your disappointment through my phone. how are you making text sound disappointed? you didn't even sound this disappointed in your detention psas. is this another thing the super soldier serum gave you? cause man, if i had even an eighth of that power my patrols would be so much simpler.no subject
[ Yup. He's just ignoring what you're saying Peter. ]
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steve? cap? captain? mr. rogers? my suit is skin tight. where would i put a water bottle?no subject
Where do you keep your spare clothes?
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my bedroom?Tony Stark / MCU / Permanent
2. Are you doing that thing where you’re convinced I made a terrible decision?
3. I ordered pizza last night but accidentally set it for this AM. I was gonna call and cancel, but it’s coming in 30 min and I need it.
4. [ wildcard! ]
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2. Why do I have a bunch of screws in my pocket? Where did they come from?
3. Did you know there is a mathematical equation for the perfect balance between peanut butter and jelly to make a sandwich?
4. I can't believe they totally bought that fake ID! Why does it say my name is Thor Odinson anyways?
5. Text him.
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