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[personal profile] noble_sentiments 2019-05-11 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
1. Fun drinking game. Take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you are healthy and hydrated

2. I just saw someone pull out a checkbook to pay the tab. I asked if we could be friends.

3. This is the first place where I can go to a bar and not have someone ask me to put on my Cap uniform.

4. Text him!
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[personal profile] noble_sentiments 2019-05-11 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Ned I'm not sure how to break it to you, but alcohol DEhydrates you.
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[personal profile] thechairguy 2019-05-12 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell this to sober me
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[personal profile] noble_sentiments 2019-05-12 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to text Peter. Have him make sure you're okay.
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[personal profile] thechairguy 2019-05-13 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
We're both fine okay! I'm even typing legibly.
asgard_trickster: (explains)

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[personal profile] asgard_trickster 2019-05-11 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
That's because nobody in Asgard has ever heard of you.
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[personal profile] noble_sentiments 2019-05-11 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm saying it's a good thing.
asgard_trickster: (explains)

[personal profile] asgard_trickster 2019-05-12 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
...Really? I thought you enjoyed wearing the ridiculous, nauseatingly jingoistic overt sentimentality on literally your entire body.
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[personal profile] noble_sentiments 2019-05-12 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I do, Loki.

But uniforms are for battle. Not bars.
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[personal profile] asgard_trickster 2019-05-13 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
But your uniform isn't actually a uniform, is it? Because you're the only one wearing one like it. It's self indulgence. And self indulgence is DEFINITELY for bars.
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[personal profile] stark 2019-05-11 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Who still carries around checks??
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[personal profile] noble_sentiments 2019-05-11 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
People with bank accounts.
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[personal profile] stark 2019-05-11 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You know debit cards are a thing, yeah?
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[personal profile] noble_sentiments 2019-05-11 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, is that what the little plastic card they put in the mail was?

[ Steve definitely knows what a debit card is. Definitely, because SHIELD had assigned someone to teach him 21st century 101. ]
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[personal profile] stark 2019-05-11 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, smartass.

[ It’s meant to be more of a friendly jab than insulting. Even though he rolls his eyes, Tony’s smiling as he types. ]

You had me worried for a second.
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[personal profile] noble_sentiments 2019-05-11 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Steve grins. ]

Old habits die hard.

I still write checks to pay my rent.

Well, maybe not anymore. Now that we're here.
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[personal profile] noble_sentiments 2019-05-11 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you telling me you don't have time to drink water?
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[personal profile] littlegreyarea 2019-05-11 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
dude, i can hear your disappointment through my phone. how are you making text sound disappointed? you didn't even sound this disappointed in your detention psas. is this another thing the super soldier serum gave you? cause man, if i had even an eighth of that power my patrols would be so much simpler.
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[personal profile] noble_sentiments 2019-05-11 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You know that drinking water takes just a few seconds, right? You must have tried it before.

[ Yup. He's just ignoring what you're saying Peter. ]
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[personal profile] littlegreyarea 2019-05-11 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
steve? cap? captain? mr. rogers? my suit is skin tight. where would i put a water bottle?
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[personal profile] noble_sentiments 2019-05-11 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Well.

Where do you keep your spare clothes?
littlegreyarea: (wtf)

[personal profile] littlegreyarea 2019-05-11 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
my bedroom?