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From:

ferdi

1. and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits.
i don't believe him.

2. There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling him tomorrow.

3. it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick

4. Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision

5. [text him]

From:

thechairguy

1. Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life

2. I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do

3. We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.

4. I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko

5. [text him]

From:

noble_sentiments

1. Fun drinking game. Take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you are healthy and hydrated

2. I just saw someone pull out a checkbook to pay the tab. I asked if we could be friends.

3. This is the first place where I can go to a bar and not have someone ask me to put on my Cap uniform.

4. Text him!

From:

stark

1. Just me, my scotch, and my backup scotch.

2. Are you doing that thing where you’re convinced I made a terrible decision?

3. I ordered pizza last night but accidentally set it for this AM. I was gonna call and cancel, but it’s coming in 30 min and I need it.

4. [ wildcard! ]

From:

avengerwithtrainingwheels

1. We definitely should NOT have touched that big glowy thing!

2. Why do I have a bunch of screws in my pocket? Where did they come from?

3. Did you know there is a mathematical equation for the perfect balance between peanut butter and jelly to make a sandwich?

4. I can't believe they totally bought that fake ID! Why does it say my name is Thor Odinson anyways?

5. Text him.

Edited Date: 2019-05-11 11:12 pm (UTC)