TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[sanjunipero]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?

Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?

Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?

Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?

Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.

MAY BE NSFW

Comments

[unaffluent]

Ugh. You are like a professional boner killer, so no.

cw slur

[fucking_kavinsky]

good thing i'm not trying to give you fags any boners

[unaffluent]

Fuck off, K.

[fucking_kavinsky]

o no did i make u cry? shit what do poor ppl use for tissues? toilet paper?

[unaffluent]

Do you not know what fuck off means?

[fucking_kavinsky]

yeah it's prob what ur mommy said to u right after she birthed u.

[unaffluent]

Screw you.

[fucking_kavinsky]

maybe if u ask nicely

[unaffluent]

Gross.

[fucking_kavinsky]

ur the one who brought up boners

don't be such a fukin tease

[unaffluent]

Like in the sense of SHRIVELING boners

[fucking_kavinsky]

sounds gross. like def something u shuld get that checked out

[unaffluent]

Ugh. Can you like not talk to me?

[fucking_kavinsky]

fat chance. ur stuck with me now

don't be such a little bitch.

[unaffluent]

Jesus.

What is your problem.

[fucking_kavinsky]

problem? i got no problems. i'm good to fucking go.

[unaffluent]

uh huh