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databanking2017-05-01 08:15 am
sanjunipero) wrote in databanking2017-05-01 08:15 am
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?
Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?
Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?
Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?
Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.
MAY BE NSFW
Amy Santiago | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Permanent
2. Did you pay your friends to not make fun of me?
3. He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman can't fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
4. You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants.
5. I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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Adam Parrish | The Raven Cycle | Visitor
2. You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
3. Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
4. I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him existing.
5. Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES | MCU | VISITOR
2) We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
3) Hope you're okay. You were running down the street with a shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
4) I'd say I was is in rare form last night, but it's becoming pretty common.
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Ronan Lynch | Permanent
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Raleigh Samson | Permanent
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Tony Stark | Permanent
2. I punched him so hard that I think I broke something.
3. You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
4. [text him!]
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Amanda Perry | Stargate Universe | Permanent
1. Time is relative and pants are optional.
3. im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
3. how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
4. text her!
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Veronica Lodge | Permanent
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Georgiana Cavendish | Permanent
2. Unfortunately I am awake, still quite tipsy, and covered in flower petals from the festival.
3. Your lover is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely nothing but a cape. I know you said he looks like a superhero, but this getting a bit ridiculous.
4. You know the Riverside Hotel, yes? I met a woman there and. . .well should I be worried if disrobed the only thing she clings to keeping on are socks with "property of Jesus" on them?
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Joseph Kavinsky | Permanent
2. Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
3. Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
4. I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
5. text him!
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Trenton | Visitor
2. You just kept looking down at your chest and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
3. He keeps bees of course he's weird
4. sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely with that other girl now...
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jessica jones | visitor
2. If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
3. Just come get me. Somewhere a homeless guy is gonna to want his dumpster back, and I kind of want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
4. I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it" or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
5. * wild card
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