TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[sanjunipero]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?

Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?

Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?

Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?

Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.

MAY BE NSFW

Comments

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[lefthandfree]

Okay, yeah, you’re not wrong there. And there’s gotta be hundreds of Marks around here.

Dunno, just thought you might have remembered cause you became best friends with his dog Barkley and were talking to him (the dog) for over two hours.

[tactually]

Ironically enough, I remember everything about Barkley. He enjoys fine Italian leather, tennis balls and rawhide. I'm really a lot more interested in seeing Barkley again than Mark.

And I'm also not completely sure his name is Mark.
Oops.

[lefthandfree]

Yeah, Barkley seemed like an upstanding kinda guy. Unlike Mark, or whatever his name is. Asshole borrowed my favorite fountain pen and never gave it back, and I only just realized. That thing has MEMORIES, and the guy just snags it.

I don’t suppose Barkley told you where he lives, did he?

[tactually]

I always say: Never trust a guy who steals your favorite pen.
Certain things are just sacred, am I right?

I bet his name wasn't even Mark. Or whatever he told me.
He didn't. We're trying to take things slow.

[lefthandfree]

People just don’t care about manners anymore. Damn shame. Well, maybe if I imagine hard enough it’s in my possession again, it’ll come back. Don’t really get how that stuff works here.

Wow. You make it sound like you still talk to Barkley a whole lot. Something you wanna tell me?

[tactually]

But would it really be the same, though? You'd always know in the back of your mind that it's just some cheap copy.
Unless it had only been a copy to begin with? You know, you're right, I don't get it either.

Barkley and I really hit it off, he's a highly valued citizen of the community. A real stand up dog. I think it might be getting serious.

[lefthandfree]

Yeah, that’s exactly what I don’t get. Maybe it was a copy first? So it’s still a copy later. Not that that changes what I remember about it, but it’s still kinda weird when you think about it too long.

He seemed the type. You sure he doesn’t have some kinda hidden dark past though? A little too stand up to have an owner like Whatever-His-Name-Is, don’t you think?