TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[sanjunipero]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?

Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?

Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?

Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?

Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.

MAY BE NSFW

Comments

[corve]

ask yourself this question:
have i ever had enough to drink?

a minute and thirty seconds.

[unaffluent]

Yes but you never think so.

Just bring them to me.

[corve]

i'd know best, wouldn't i?

i'm not carrying shots from the bar to you. i don't have enough hands for that shit.

[unaffluent]

Not really.

You're the worst.

[corve]

You wish that was true.

[unaffluent]

Why would I wish that was true

[corve]

it would give you something to complain about.

[unaffluent]

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