TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[sanjunipero]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?

Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?

Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?

Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?

Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.

MAY BE NSFW

Comments

Amanda Perry | Stargate Universe | Permanent

[miss_brilliant]

1. Time is relative and pants are optional.

3. im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?

3. how did we start talking about space blow jobs?

4. text her!

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[unaffluent]

I don't know much about bras... but

They don't usually need babysitting do they?

[miss_brilliant]

I've discovered that mine does when tequila is involved. It somehow finds its way pretty much everywhere but on my person.

[unaffluent]

So... does babysitting it mean I'm making sure y ou don't take it off...?

[miss_brilliant]

I would really like to say yes, but drunk me might actually take issue with that.

I'd appreciate if you do try to talk me out of taking it off, but if you can't, at least help me keep track of where it winds up?

[unaffluent]

I'll do my best. We'll see how this goes. I've never been in charge of a bra before.

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[powerpose]

Wait!

Why are pants optional?

Re: 1

[miss_brilliant]

Pretty much every article of clothing is technically optional, although some are more advisable in certain situations.

[powerpose]

I've never viewed clothing as optional before...

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[ofdevonshire]

Why on earth would anyone babysit a bra. Simply go without, my dear. You'll be better for it, especially if your stays are corsets.

[miss_brilliant]

I've never worn a corset, and I really don't have any desire to.

But I am intending to start the night with my bra, and I'd like to end it that way. Even if 'with' just means knowing where it is.

[ofdevonshire]

They're perfect for seduction and little else.

Yes, and I'm asking why you can't go without one? That seems more practical anyway if it is going to come off.