TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[sanjunipero]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?

Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?

Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?

Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?

Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.

MAY BE NSFW

Comments

[unaffluent]

well, this garbage has the one thing you can't have.

[fucking_kavinsky]

i dont need lice, or bedbugs or whatever u trailer trash got

[unaffluent]

then stay away from Ronan. He's covered in everything I have.

[fucking_kavinsky]

this is the funniest fuking thing i read all day.

plz keep it up

i mean get that checked out tho. sounds bad

[unaffluent]

Go die again.

[fucking_kavinsky]

that wasnt even remotely creative

[unaffluent]

I'm done wasting my time talking to you.