TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[sanjunipero]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?

Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?

Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?

Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?

Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.

MAY BE NSFW

Comments

[lefthandfree]

I’ll take that as a yes, even if a bit worse for wear, haha.

Is it bad? The rash. I still can’t believe you wrestled that cart away from someone when there were at least ten unused ones closer to you.

[corve]

still alive, so...

[ Sorta? That's a weird phrase to use around this place. ]

it'll probably take a week or something to clear up, but it's not the worst thing to ever happen.
that one had four working wheels, man. that's like the cart version of a supercar.

[lefthandfree]

[Definitely weird, but saying “still dead” or “still dying” instead is even weirder. Not that reading it doesn’t make Bucky take pause anyway.]

Woah, seriously? Shit, do you remember were you left it?

Real talk, I haven’t skated on one of those suckers before. Yeah, I know. Crazy, right? Who hasn’t? Me, that's who. They weren’t as big as they are now when I was a younger, and you’d just topple them over if you even tried. So hook a guy up, would ya? I think my first should be on the Perfect Cart.

[corve]

stashed it behind the dumpster on the back side of the place. it should still be there unless someone came around and fucked with it.

you're kidding me right? if you're gonna go popping your cart cherry, then you can't leave it up to some rickety piece of shit with only 2 working wheels. and you can't go using the Perfect Cart on that piece of shit parking lot, either.

[ Ronan's had some Serious experience with this sort of thing, okay? ]

[lefthandfree]

So, what, steal it from the parking lot to skate it down the strip?

[He hasn’t really been left with a lotta options here, pal. And he’s definitely gonna skate on that sucker!]

[corve]

holy shit.
i was thinking of the place across the street, it looks like it was repaved recently. but that's a way better idea.

[lefthandfree]

You’re welcome.

But imagine if we could get two and run some races with them or something. Better yet four, but that’s probably asking too much of this place.

[corve]

two might be doable. but i think if we're trying to get any more than that going, we'll have to start repairing carts.
and i don't know the first thing about that.

[lefthandfree]

Shit. Good point.

Though, I mean, it’s not like we have a shortage of time here, so to speak.


But, also, I guess I don’t know what happens if we wear down the wheels on the good carts either. I don’t think there’s a store that just sells cart parts here.

Some paradise.