TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[sanjunipero]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Have a little too much to drink last night and send that embarrassing text to your ex?

Did you party a little too hard and send pictures of the wild night... to all of your contacts?

Was 3am when you dusted off the number of that old flame and confessed how much you wanted them back?

Or simply catching up on the adventures that drunk you got into?

Just because heaven is a place on earth at San Junipero doesn't mean it's without any consequence. Be careful checking your phone in the morning, it might have some weird texts from last night.

MAY BE NSFW

Comments

[sophistication]

Sometimes a girl has got to take what she can get.

Besides, he was pretty cute, right?

[unaffluent]

You can do waaaay better

[sophistication]

Sometimes waaaay better doesn't show up at the bar and I have to take what I can get.

We all can't have a handsome lover boy waiting at home for us.

[unaffluent]

i mean you could... probably

[sophistication]

Well, while I'm waiting for my Prince Charming to come knocking at my door, I'll have to settle for guys who catch my underwear.

[unaffluent]

Jesus

[ He's laughing too much for anything else. ]